When I go out to eat
I order so much food and I’m just like:
And then I convert the bill into US dollars and I’m like:
But then the wine kicks in and I’m just like:
When I go to class tipsy because wine is cheaper than water
And my professor asks me if I have been drinking:
When I get to my homestay
I’m just like:
And my host mother is like:
But when I have to leave at the end of the semester I’m all:
When I show up to the club too sober
When I try to blend in
But I actually look like:
When an Italian guy comes up to me at a nightclub
My first night in Ibizia
All night:
The next day:
